It was brought to my attention that there are some people in this world who have missed an important part of their education.
Please allow me to educate.
Quickly.
When you eat this for breakfast it is called what?
Cold Cereal
Yes, you are correct.

When you eat this for dinner, what is it called?
um... cold cereal?
No, when you eat this for dinner it is not Cold Cereal. It is bad for a mother's mental health to feed her children cold cereal for dinner.
The correct answer is Magic Soup.
See, doesn't it just sound like you put some effort into it?
Thank you for your participation.
Tonight we had Eggs and WF Magic Rainbow Marshmallow soup.
Eggs, good idea.
This particular idea for magic soup... bad idea.
Can you say headache?
No desert for us tonight.
Please allow me to educate.
Quickly.
When you eat this for breakfast it is called what?
Cold Cereal
Yes, you are correct.
When you eat this for dinner, what is it called?
um... cold cereal?
No, when you eat this for dinner it is not Cold Cereal. It is bad for a mother's mental health to feed her children cold cereal for dinner.
The correct answer is Magic Soup.
See, doesn't it just sound like you put some effort into it?
Thank you for your participation.
Tonight we had Eggs and WF Magic Rainbow Marshmallow soup.
Eggs, good idea.
This particular idea for magic soup... bad idea.
Can you say headache?
No desert for us tonight.
My Gram Elliott once said, "Tonight is special. Do you know why???? We're having cereal for supper! Isn't that great???" Of course we thought she was truly amazing... she didn't even know it was magic soup!
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